saying ‘since you support gay marriage you must be gay’ is like saying ‘since you support obama you must be obama’
and in that moment i swore we were obama
true self control is waiting until the movie starts to eat your popcorn
why would the movie eat my popcorn
nevermind i get it
(via temporarysalvations)
truth or dare more like preform a strange sexual act or tell me who you like
(via teenagest)
"Some say you’re trouble, boy. Just because you like to destroy all the things that bring the idiots joy. Well, what’s wrong with a little destruction?"
Franz Ferdinand (via seaoflight)
My mom just informed me that my first word was “quote” so I’m going to make sure my last word before I die will be “unquote”
you have been blessed with a rare and epic opportunity
